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Gourmet chocolate gifts is the way to go if you’re going there at all, man!  Don’t give them cheap discount store chocolates that’s been sitting on the shelves forever, dude; get it “gastronomically correct,” man — and make sure to get it dark!  That’s really important; very, very, very, very, very (you got that?), very, very important.  It ain’t truly gourmet if it isn’t the least bit dark.  That’s ’cause you want cocoa content, man!  You need the coke in there — I mean, the cocoa, the cacao, what makes chocolate chocolate!  Anything else is just an imitation, man, a forgery, a rip-off; counterfeit, like so-called “white” “chocolate.”  Ain’t no such thing nohow, man!  Never was, never will be.